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Once upon a time... we were almost FAMOUS!!!

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How to $#!T Glitter!

Ever wondered what it’s like to “poop like a princess” or unleash your inner “Mystic Seawitch”? Check out our tongue-in-cheek Glitter Poo Pills, packed with shimmering iridescent glitter. Warning! DO NOT EAT!  If you’re determined to turn your insides into a disco ball, that’s on you. By swallowing these, you assume full liability for any sparkle-related intestinal adventures—and trust us, your doctors and our lawyers will not be impressed.

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UNICORN COOKBOOK

My Light Shines

Ethan ‘Adi’ Guidjaja sold candles on Etsy, but when he fell ill, the business was put on hold. After he left us in 2012, I gathered the remaining supplies from his family and began creating a new candle in his honor, inspired by the Buddhist belief in rebirth.

After his debut novel, How to Win a Million Dollars, Stoffel sets out on a darkly funny, far more nefarious adventure. In Over Your Head… when the only way out is down.

 

In the midst of an impulsive journey to Asia, with a mysterious flu going around, what begins as an attempt to outrun his growing sense of anxiety quickly spirals into a surreal mix of self-discovery, panic, and absurdity. From a last-minute detour to Shanghai Disneyland, fueled by the desperate hope that a land of fantasy will soothe his fraying nerves, to the looming realization that his escape might lead him deeper into his own mind’s chaos, his journey is anything but ordinary.

 

It’s Disneyland—what could go wrong?
Turn's out... absolutely everything.

In Over Your Head

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Arriving in 2026

Who Am I?

Luke Stoffel (b. 1978) Growing up a gay Catholic schoolboy on the banks of the Mississippi came with its own cross to bear. Confined by the cornfields of small-town Iowa, Luke’s understanding of God and his yearning for a world beyond began to take shape—often while nursing a bloody nose on the playground. The first thing Jesus taught him was how to hate himself; but the first thing the world taught him was how vast his possibilities were.

Recognized as one of NYC’s top LGBTQ+ artists in 2012 by GLAAD he has been showcased by prestigious organizations like the American Foundation for AIDS Research, and the Matthew Shepard foundation. His art and photography have appeared on Bravo's Million Dollar Lisiting, in the New York Times, Huffington Post, AM New York, Hawaiian Airlines Magazines, and on the cover of Next Magazine. His artistic contributions have earned him the Starving Artist Award, along with a commission for Ralph Lauren's daughter . His art has graced iconic New York venues like the Puck Building, The Art Directors Club, The Prince George Gallery, GalleryBar, and New World Stages.

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80's Commericals!

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