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Meet Me & My Family in the 80's!
Luke Stoffel (b. 1978) Growing up a gay Catholic schoolboy on the banks of the Mississippi came with its own cross to bear. Confined by the cornfields of small-town Iowa, Luke’s understanding of God and his yearning for a world beyond began to take shape—often while nursing a bloody nose on the playground. The first thing Jesus taught him was how to hate himself; but the first thing the world taught him was how vast his possibilities were.
Recognized as one of NYC’s top LGBTQ+ artists in 2012 by GLAAD he has been showcased by prestigious organizations like the American Foundation for AIDS Research, and the Matthew Shepard foundation. His art and photography have appeared on Bravo's Million Dollar Lisiting, in the New York Times, Huffington Post, AM New York, Hawaiian Airlines Magazines, and on the cover of Next Magazine. His artistic contributions have earned him the Starving Artist Award, along with a commission for Ralph Lauren's daughter . His art has graced iconic New York venues like the Puck Building, The Art Directors Club, The Prince George Gallery, GalleryBar, and New World Stages.
80's Commericals!
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How to $#!T Glitter!
Ever wondered what it’s like to “poop like a princess” or unleash your inner “Mystic Seawitch”? Check out our tongue-in-cheek Glitter Poo Pills, packed with shimmering iridescent glitter. Warning! DO NOT EAT! If you’re determined to turn your insides into a disco ball, that’s on you. By swallowing these, you assume full liability for any sparkle-related intestinal adventures—and trust us, your doctors and our lawyers will not be impressed.
