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Rancid Royalty
A sugar-coated takedown of corruption, greed, and denial—disguised as a children’s book. In The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty, candy becomes currency, artificial sweeteners spell environmental collapse, and sprinkle-obsessed Royals rule a kingdom crumbling from the inside out. As the frosting melts, King Orangello the Overripe flees to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of licorice lies—leaving a rising rebellion in his sticky wake.
It’s a satirical fairytale wrapped in frosting—touching on tyranny, environmental collapse, toxic leadership, wealth hoarding, and rebellion. Ya know, the kind of stuff our kids are used to.
Amazon Rankings: #1 Best Seller in Children's Humor | #3 Best Sellers in Children's eBooks
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